CALABAR CARNIVAL.1 CHRISTMAS VILLAGE

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Episode 1
You be wondering that from all the festivities last December, No pictures, No posts, okay, now I’m ready to share ...
A lil gist about how I spent my Christmas. Unlike the normal routine, 2018’s was varied and it turned out the most colorful of em all. You don’t wanna miss the juicy details...

My Xmas celebration went down in Cally (Calabar), Beginning with a birthday celebration where I turned out to be the MC lol.
The smell Of Christmas in Cally evokes into existence a place called “Christmas Village” in Calabar where night becomes day, and day looks forward to becoming night. Mhen ...you need to feel the ebullient smoke oozing from the arena. You don’t wanna go home.
Married men abandon their wives to come steal the night fun, bankers in their suit drop by from work, taxi drivers park their cabs to take a bottle or two, passers by ain’t missing out too.

Both young and old, people in their hodgepodge trooping in and out in thousands, If you have a lost daughter, go there you’ll find her there’s nothing in Mother Earth you cannot find there. Like a trade fair, all manner of items are sold there, you wanna get drunk? Go there, you’ll not wake up to tell the story cos your hangover go last like ASUU strike

Traders pay huge amount of tax just to get a spot at the Christmas village and this trade only lasts from 1st to 31st Dec.
All caliber of human beings including black, white, brief, long, yellow, melanin and chocolate, guys with their babes smooching at one corner, and the ones looking for babes toast, Yahoo niggas sef are not left out, looking for slay queens and one night standers whose pants they’d savage! ‘IKEBE’ of various sizes all at your beck and call.

No road to pas, even with leg sef, the traffic na die! Pocket picks roaming around like the devil himself looking for a careless pocket to loose guard, Better hold your purse or wallet to your breast! Else even you will end up missing!

Various demo of images...I even saw “Ojuju Kalabar”☠️

Grab your pillow and relax, lemme tell you about the bike carnival which I happen to participate in....Woah! It’s juicy
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