PROGRESS OBERIKO BLOG

So famished I had to locate the nearest fast food; simply because I was hoping the food would arrive fast! Branched off at a nearby outlet, the regular one where they unlawfully wed the noodles with eggs.... yeah - 'michai'! It was a long wait at the 'michai' shop. All the worms in my stomach became so disrespectful and cruel, oh they lost their conscience! Dunno why she was taking long to prepare simple 'indomie' and eggs. Common indomie o! SMH! A Sunday it was, no other close options, so I was left with the only option of waiting! At first she came tossing 'upandan' looking for her match box to put on her gas cooker, then she remembered her vegetable oil just ran out! She’ll have to buy from nearby. Oh my goodness! I looked up to the heavens, and down at my stomach, Twas as if an acidic content was poured into my stomach... it was hot and empty! I became automatically annoyed at whatever met my eyes. Oh quite true - “A hungry man is in...

He told the driver to stop and he bought, He invited me to join him, but I gave him the conventional response; 'No Thanks'. He ate it one after the other and took a pause after every finger. What was he eating? Banana and Sprite. What a combo! After a while he released a terrific smell that is capable of terminating the life of a newborn. Shezuuuuus! I nor fit complain. I just kept my nose by the window of the car, as if to seem like I was meditating on the trees that we drove past. I gasped for air! After each silent insidious fart, he go lock up, face front like say he dey focus on the journey. O lorrrrrrrd. And this guy was sitting next to me. I almost passed out. We were three who sat at the extreme of the Sienna car and this guy was in our middle, doing great harm to two innocent ladies like us. I on his left, the other lady on his right and he in the middle like Christ, giving both of us a merciless crucifixion. The other lady beside him was fast asl...